tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21466956398931591592024-03-14T04:46:41.699+13:00Bricky's WorldThoughts & reflections from southern New ZealandBrickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-32789231811126833992015-05-03T21:34:00.000+12:002015-05-03T21:34:46.294+12:00Change the flag or flag the change?<br />
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Here in New Zealand, matters surrounding our national flag have become a hot topic. It is popular opinion that Prime Minister Key mooted the process for a possible design change for the ulterior purpose of diverting media and public attention away from the now certainty that his government will fail in its confidently stated goal of balancing the country's books by mid 2015. He has probably succeeded, though not in the way he and his strategists had planned. They expected the populace to be enthralled by the presentation of a number of options to replace the incumbent design, which has been New Zealand's official flag since 1902, and the whole country to become preoccupied in debate on the topic. However, as the first stage of the process for possible change draws close, it is the process itself that has become the main issue in the public mind; a process which has the support of less than 20% of the population, according to surveys.<br />
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The process nominated by Key's National Party government is to hold two binding public referenda. The first, to be held in November or December this year, will ask "If the New Zealand flag changes, which flag would you prefer?". Voters will be asked to rank four designs shortlisted by a government-appointed panel. The second public referendum, to be held in 2016, will ask voters to choose between the preferred alternative design from the first referendum and the current flag.<br />
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Public opposition to the process is partly due to what is seen an unneccessary cost to the taxpayer, estimated at $26 million dollars, partly because of the timing of the debate (exactly 100 years following the loss of 15,000 young New Zealand lives fighting under our present flag), and partly because it would be much less costly to ask in the first referendum whether or not New Zealanders believe any change is desirable or necessary. It seems probable, given recent surveys, there would be no need for a second referendum.<br />
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As for the pros and cons of changing the flag design, there are many, including that it is too easily confused with the Australian flag seen here on the left. Some argue that if there should be a change for that reason then it should be Australia who makes the move because their design, not having been proclaimed until later than New Zealand's, was probably inspired by the latter. <br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>The present flags of Australia (left) and New Zealand (right),
each bear the British Union flag to represent the respective countrys'
colonial histories and the Southern Cross constellation representing
their geographical position in the world.</i></span><br />
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Another (and major) argument for change is that the Union Jack is no longer relevant, despite New Zealand still being a British Commonwealth country. I would argue that it will always be relevant to honour such an important part of our history in this way, regardless of whether or not this country should eventually become a republic. British influence on New Zealand's culture, legal system and so many other things are a part of our heritage and will last forever. And there are notable and longstanding precedents for much less significant historical events being enshrined in flag designs. The Hawaian state flag still incorporates the British Union flag, having been politically dissociated from Britain for the last 170 years.<br />
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And the state of California sees fit to continue honouring the historical fact that is was a republic for a few months in the year of our lord 1846AD.<br />
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Whatever the outcome of the referenda process over the coming year, and whether or not New Zealand adopts a new national flag, it's a certainty that its going to cost the New Zealand taxpayer a heap of money to fund a political stunt that didn't work as it was meant to work.<br />
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Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-46104949543662033432014-07-23T10:59:00.000+12:002014-07-23T11:04:40.707+12:00The Cat Lives On.....<i>I write a regular contribution to the monthly newsletter of the Otago Rose Society. Although I undertook some time ago to reproduce these contributions as blogposts here, I haven't been very good at doing so. Anyway, here's the most recent of them.</i><br />
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<span lang="EN-US">The summer before last I visited the
Lady Norwood Rose Garden in the Wellington Botanical Gardens. I would recommend
such a visit to any member with time to spare when in Wellington during the
warmer months. I recall admiring two beds of roses in full bloom, one being
‘Tropical Skies’ and the other a variety whose name has slipped my mind, to my
annoyance. I walked from one of these beds to the other several times trying
unsuccessfully to discern a difference between them.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Last week I took delivery
of a small consignment of bare-rooted roses (from D & S Nurseries) which
included ‘Tropical Skies’ and it has been planted over the remains our beloved
cat, whose 15 year life ended on the day the roses arrived. For the record,
‘Tropical Skies’ was bred by Dutch breeder Peter Ilsink and introduced in 1997.
It is a pink and yellow HT which I hope will prove as impressive as the Lady
Norwood bed of the same variety. It’s up to you, Puss!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Dunedin Botanic Garden has a rose
that I have long admired, called ‘Modern Art’ (HT, Poulsen, Denmark 1985). I’ve given up trying to find the variety in garden centres and growers’
catalogues, so I turned on the charm and politely asked Linda (the curator) for some prunings
recently. Being the lovely, obliging person that she is, Linda came to the
party and I was able to walk away with sufficient propagating wood from which
to get about 20 nice cuttings. Having trimmed them appropriately I plunged half
of them into a pot of pumice, which is how I usually strike cuttings. With the
other half, I tried something I’ve never done before, but which I discovered on
YouTube recently. Having dipped the ends in a rooting hormone, I bundled them
up together in a supermarket bag with the rooting ends wrapped in damp newspaper, rolled the package up in several other bags
and secured the complete package. The proponent of this method was adamant that
roots would be evident when I check in six or seven weeks’ time. I’ll be happy
if a couple of them oblige!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-41932521748814668062014-02-11T16:56:00.002+13:002014-02-12T09:08:09.060+13:00A splash of colourColor coordination is not one of my strong suits, as I am reminded from time to time - usually when we contemplate changes to our interior decor. But in the garden, I get to call the shots and if I say so myself, I don't think I did too badly in this instance!<br />
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<br />Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-11244052786132061372013-10-14T18:07:00.001+13:002023-06-10T10:05:02.868+12:00Gilding the Rose<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4JgYXDt9hu40U3iLnCUau4G09dO5_yI6qtzqiu85j3BPz1UAFggpnkT0ORllJ5ghhy3TdGDNjPu4DibwJqantlxshj-pQ3m1iZZP1IEDNZV_G6dkoYYrgsewTCUSmithN5TyaFfyZA-RKX2uqfng_Bpli913h9a8rAhkLhH-zzakdMv3dDIg8p60I/s2288/Gypsy%20Boy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1712" data-original-width="2288" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4JgYXDt9hu40U3iLnCUau4G09dO5_yI6qtzqiu85j3BPz1UAFggpnkT0ORllJ5ghhy3TdGDNjPu4DibwJqantlxshj-pQ3m1iZZP1IEDNZV_G6dkoYYrgsewTCUSmithN5TyaFfyZA-RKX2uqfng_Bpli913h9a8rAhkLhH-zzakdMv3dDIg8p60I/s320/Gypsy%20Boy.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />As I promised recently, here is another in the series of contributions I have been writing for the Otago Rose Society's monthly newsletter.<br />
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Ashes cricket series in progress, this tale of two cricketers, one an
Australian and the other an Englishman, is topical, albeit that only the
Australian was an international player of renown while his English counterpart,
born 96 years earlier, was but an enthusiastic village cricketer. <o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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Englishman, Joseph Hardwick Pemberton, was born into a well-to-do family in
1852, and lived his entire life of 73 years in his ancestral family home in the
village of Havering-atte-Bower, Essex. His happy childhood days were reportedly
made even happier by playing in the large garden with informal winding paths
overgrown with shrubs and punctuated by numerous old roses grown by his
grandmother. It was there that young
Joseph’s love of roses germinated, and even as a small child he insisted on
wearing a rose bloom in his buttonhole when he attended church with his family.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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man Pemberton studied theology, became a curate and was eventually the inaugural
priest of the Church of Ascension at nearby Romford. In his spare time, he
followed a variety of interests in addition to cricket. He was a breeder of
horses, but it was his love of roses that led to his lifelong hobby of
exhibiting and eventually breeding the loveliest of all garden plants. <o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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of 22, Reverend Pemberton began exhibiting roses from the long established
garden at the family home, which by that time was occupied only by himself and
his sister Florence, five years his junior. Neither Joseph nor Florence ever
married and they lived together there until Joseph’s death in 1926. Florence
soon became as immersed in exhibiting roses as was her brother and they were inseparable
joint exhibitors at rose shows for many years. <o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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almost inevitable that Pemberton would eventually dabble in breeding roses.
When he emerged onto the scene as a breeder, however, it wasn’t with the aim of
producing exhibition blooms. His aim was to establish robust varieties which
would bloom for long periods while retaining the charm of the old roses in the
Pemberton garden. As the foundation stock for his breeding line, Joseph chose a
shrubby rose ‘Trier’ from a German breeder, Herr Peter Lambert. By introducing
carefully selected elements from roses in his late grandmother’s collection,
Rev Pemberton gave birth to a unique grouping of roses which were later
classified by leading rosarians of the day as Hybrid Musk roses. Pemberton, who
became a nurseryman on his retirement from the clergy at age 60, himself
adopted the term ‘Hybrid Musk’ soon after.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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Joseph’s death in 1926, the nursery continued under the management of Florence
Pemberton and in total, the Pemberton nursery introduced close to fifty new
varieties, two of their early successes being Hybrid Musk roses ‘Pax’ and
‘Moonlight’. Another popular creation
was ‘Pemberton’s White Rambler’. ‘Robin Hood’, introduced the year following
Joseph’s death, became a parent of numerous Kordes roses, including ‘Iceberg’.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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the Australian cricketer, Max Walker. Following Walker’s retirement from an
illustrious test cricketing career, he became a popular author and a pioneer of
the after-dinner speaking circuit. He was (and still is) a larger-than-life
character and a wonderful storyteller. When asked how one person could possibly
have witnessed so many outrageously hilarious incidents in a relatively short
period as an international sportsman, Walker replied “I never let the truth
stand in the way of a good story”. <o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US"><i><span style="background-color: white;">An English
rose nursery’s website advertises three of Rev Pemberton’s roses as “The
Vicar’s Daughters Collection”, claiming ‘Penelope’, ‘Cornelia’ and ‘Felicia’
were named after Joseph Pemberton’s daughters. Did the nursery’s marketing guru
follow Max Walker’s example, or could it be that the bachelor vicar had a dark
secret?</span> </i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-1125863738785217532013-10-13T22:01:00.000+13:002013-10-13T22:09:04.121+13:00Between two trees, there lies a story true....<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbygkxuH0Wg">"Between Two Trees"</a> is a song that was popular more years ago than I really want to remember, but I was reminded of it today when I visited the very small town which was the home of my childhood. Two trees, still reaching skyward after all these years.<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The first is an English Oak (</span><i style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.1875px;">Quercus robur)</i><span style="font-family: inherit;">. Soon after I started school as a 5 year old, my teacher took our class for a natur</span>e walk in the plantation behind the school. There, she urged her charges to select a fallen acorn, take it home, plant it in the ground and wait for a tree to grow. This I did, and despite my father's periodic attempts over the years to impede its progress with the aid of a chainsaw, here it is today.<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The second is a Californian Redwood <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 16px;"><i>(Sequoia sempervirens)</i>,<i> </i>which almost 60 years ago was the subject of a boyhood escapade in which I was challenged by my mate to ascend and hold my hand horizontally above the highest point. Well, what sort of a boy wouldn't take on such a challenge? A sensible one, probably! But I had to be a hero, albeit a very f</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 16px;">rightened hero - especially considering the strong wind swaying the treetop to and fro on that long ago day! The tree lives on, and by pure luck, so do I!</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 16px;"> </span></span><br />
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Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-17951844619977862442013-10-05T17:06:00.000+13:002013-10-05T18:25:29.445+13:00Heartland New Zealand by any other name....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Heartland New Zealand. Strange name, that. Stranger still, it's not even a place you can set your GPS to lead you to. To Aucklanders, I suppose, it means anywhere south of the Bombay Hills or north of Albany. And to be fair, the name could only have been dreamed up by an Aucklander. As far as I can make out, Heartland NZ refers to rural New Zealand, including towns and cities smaller than Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch and perhaps Hamilton, Tauranga and Dunedin.<br />
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If that's the case, I grew up in Heartland NZ, although I didn't know it at the time. I was 50 before I first heard the term, no doubt the brainchild not only of an Aucklander but of an Auckland advertising executive. It is supposed to evoke thoughts of small town New Zealand and its culture, which some believe to be unique but I suspect is not too much different from the culture of small town Australia, United States or other western countries. Except, perhaps, for the influence of rugby union football and sheep in this country.<br />
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In the long past days of my youth, every young rural man worth his salt played rugby in winter and cricket in summer (well, a few played tennis but they were a bit different), and every young woman played field hockey (on a muddy field) in winter. The local cricket pitch was a 22 yard long strip of concrete in a farmer's paddock. The first players to arrive on a Saturday got the job of chasing the sheep into the next paddock, sweeping their artwork off the concrete and rolling out the coconut fibre mat ready for play to start.<br />
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That's where my memory wandered to recently when I came upon the scene in the photo. The local rugby field being "mowed" by the ubiquitous ovine species, confined by a movable electric fence which would, I suppose, be moved across periodically by a dedicated community volunteer. Call it Heartland if you must, but the spirit of small town New Zealand lives on.<br />
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For the record, this 'Heartland' town is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owaka">Owaka, South Otago</a>. Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-89387042909479011722013-09-28T18:32:00.000+12:002013-09-28T18:35:51.684+12:00A Thorn Amongst the RosesHow I admire bloggers who have something interesting to share most days. The frequent long gaps between posts on this blog are testament to my lack of such inspiration. Recently I undertook to contribute a regular column to the monthly newsletter of my local rose society. I find it more difficult than I had imagined, much as I enjoy it. Once again, lack of inspiration is my Achilles heal. Posting my monthly efforts here is not, I'm sure, going to greatly increase the readership of my column, but I thought I would share them anyway. Here's the first one, from about three months ago, with others to follow from time to time.<br />
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family history, editor Dave is taking a huge risk in allowing me to contribute
a column to this newsletter. Throughout my father’s long life, he told us many
times that he first played what is now called premiership grade rugby in the
season after his club won a premiership title. The rugby club in question won
its next title 76 years later, ending the drought which my self-deprecating dad
claimed to have started. Let us all hope
my debut as a contributor doesn’t mark the beginning of a similar hiatus for
ORS in the “Best Small Newsletter” stakes! <o:p></o:p></span></i></span></div>
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of this column is to entertain. If it informs, that will be a bonus. If it does
neither, the writer will be unemployed and hungry. It is assumed that while
readers are rose enthusiasts, they have an interest in gardening generally.
Let’s get started then.<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US"><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The naming
of roses is a fascinating topic. Many names, most even, have an interesting
story behind them. It really is regrettable that there is not a system in place
which records those stories, perhaps in the registration process. For example,
naming a rose in memory of a loved and respected person may be effective in
perpetuating the person’s name, but unless the individual is particularly well
known for some other reason, e.g. ‘Sir Edmund Hillary’, ‘Hayley Westenra’ or
‘Kate Sheppard’, nobody knows anything about the person behind the name and the
opportunity to celebrate their life and achievements is lost.<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></div>
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are named with sales in mind (‘Everlasting Love’, ‘Many Happy Returns’, ‘Loving
Memory’, etc) and while the practice is understandable, it does nothing for the
intrigue of rose names. Much more exciting are the likes of ‘Squatter’s Dream’,
‘Earth Song’ and ‘Rambling Rector’, but even then the story is usually left to
the imagination. <o:p></o:p></span></i></span></div>
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David Austin’s English Rose Collection. The names of his roses are as
fascinating as England itself and in almost every case, if the name is not
easily recognizable in British culture, history or literature, it will be
explained in Austin’s books or on his company website. For example, ‘Lady of
Megginch’ was named for the late Baroness Strange, whose family home is
Megginch Castle in Perth, Scotland; ‘Lady Emma Hamilton’ was the mistress of
Lord Nelson and ‘Brother Cadfael’ is the main character in a series of mediaeval
whodunnits written by English author Edith Pargeter under the nom-de-plume ‘Ellis
Peters’.<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></div>
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names Austin has not used inspire
curiosity. While he has named many roses for Shakespearean characters and those
of other notable English writers, I can find no rose with a name from any of
Charles Dickens’ works. As other breeders have used some such names in the
past, one must assume it is not because of copyright issues, so does Austin
have an aversion to Dickens? If that is so, he has no such aversion to Thomas
Hardy, the titles of at least three of whose Wessex novels are honoured with
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Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-58934513657231158332012-08-04T17:52:00.000+12:002012-08-04T21:30:30.908+12:00A coffin, a beetle and a non-existent pictureI've had a picture in my mind for almost 40 years - a picture that I would love to transfer to paper. The picture would save many words and be many times more effective than any written or spoken description. Alas, the ability to illustrate is a gift with which I am not blessed, and the subject of the said picture is so absurd that even the seemingly infinite resources of Google Images would not help. Yet the story the picture would tell is a true story which could have been recorded for all time if there had been an insightful photographer at hand. It wasn't to be, so my attempt at a word picture will have to suffice.<br />
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Mrs Bricky and I were to travel by air with a group of friends to a convention in a distant city, at which we were to perform a humorous sketch. Our sketch required an unusual prop: an authentic coffin. A cardboard imitation wouldn't do, as it needed to be sufficiently strong to carry a (live) body. We needed to acquire it from a source in or near our destination city, as we sensed our air carrier would be less than enthusiastic about carrying it as accompanied baggage. A sufficiently friendly funeral director might have lent us one from his shelf stock, but we didn't know one. But wait a moment - what about good old Dad? My father, who lived in a country town within a two hour drive of our convention venue, and whose DIY skills have been documented in <a href="http://brickysworld.blogspot.co.nz/2012/07/diy-as-it-once-was.html">a previous post</a> , was a skilled woodworker who had recently retired and thus had time on his hands. A phone call determined that he was willing to make a coffin for the cost of the materials and deliver it to a nominated city address. And so it was settled. We thought no more about it until the convention weekend arrived and we travelled to our destination. Sure enough, there was a beautifully crafted burial casket awaiting us at the agreed address.<br />
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The picture that has been lurking in my mind for almost four decades is not just one of a coffin. You see, I had (reasonably, I thought) expected that my father would transport the coffin from his country hometown to the city on a truck, or possibly on a car trailer. I suppose I also thought he would discreetly cover it with a tarpaulin. But no, there wasn't a tarpaulin. Neither was there a truck or a trailer. He had carried it, uncovered, on a roof-rack atop his car - a VW beetle.Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-1604439133053390242012-07-30T19:27:00.000+12:002012-07-31T17:59:51.199+12:00DIY as it once wasTo say my father was the ultimate DIYer is a bold statement, but he was a standout even in an era when neccessity dictated that almost everyone was a DIYer to some extent. And he wouldn't have had a clue what DIY meant - he just did it himself if there was any possible way he could. Buying was a last resort. There simply wasn't the money available in most instances so if he couldn't make it (or do it) himself, we as a family had to go without in most cases. But we did have the neccessities. We even moved into a brand new house when I was about 12 years old. My father had borrowed money to buy a low-lying, swampy residential block of land about 15 years previously.<br />
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He raised the level by laboriously carting in topsoil that he obtained from the side of a country road where a grader had done some widening work. He shovelled it onto his 1937 Chevrolet 2 ton flat-deck truck (similar to the one pictured), carted it home and shovelled it off - all 300 loads - in the weekends and on evenings after work. It took him years.<br />
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He then made hundreds of cement blocks from gravel and sand he shovelled and carted home out of a nearby riverbed. He designed and built the mold he made them in. He designed and built the house and fitted it out with joinery of his own making. The only tradesman he engaged was the electrician who did the wiring, because the law didn't allow him to do it himself. He even did his own plumbing and drainage, having convinced a registered plumber to inspect and sign off his work.<br />
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Building the house was only a part of his my father's DIY effort. He lived it every day of his life, feeding the family by buying live sheep from a farmer and butchering them himself to catching trout and salmon on homemade tackle and canning them. He was not a miserly man; he had simply learned to live and provide for his family on a shoestring because it was the only way he knew. <br />
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Yesterday my car needed a wash, so what did I do? I drove a 12km round trip to the petrol station, paid $14 for the privilege of waiting 35 minutes in a queue to have my car washed less perfectly than I could have done it myself at home for free. My dad just wouldn't have understood. I'm not sure that I do, either.Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-29626070436800772612012-07-21T12:36:00.001+12:002012-07-22T09:05:16.230+12:00A Story With Two MoralsLike everyone, I receive recycled emails every day from well meaning acquaintances who feel a need to brighten up my life. Truth is, most of them are so inane, farcical or otherwise uninteresting that my acquaintances evidently think I have a sad life indeed. This one tickled my fancy, though, probably because of moral number 2.<br />
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<em>It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The hedgehogs, realizing the situation, huddled together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves, but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions. After a while, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. They had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or die - become extinct as a species even. Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the warmth that came from the others. This way they were able to survive. </em><br />
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<em><strong>Moral number one:</strong> The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but the relationship when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities.</em><br />
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<em><strong>Moral number two:</strong> Learn to live with the pricks in your life.</em>Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-81356647813890740952012-07-02T19:34:00.000+12:002012-07-02T19:46:14.864+12:00Proposed drug testing of beneficiariesNew Zealand's present government doesn't often come up with an idea to gladden my instinctively left-leaning heart, but the recent proposal to require recipients of the unemployment benefit to be drug-free is an exception. Effectively there are only four prerequisites to receiving this benefit, commonly called the dole. Two relate to citizenship and residency, one to age and the other requirement is that "you must be available for, and looking for full time work". <br />
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In this country, employers have a legal responsibility to maintain a safe workplace. A workplace cannot be safe when it employs people under the influence of alcohol or drugs, therefore it is usual and responsible practice for employers to require a clear drug test prior to hiring a new employee. It is reportedly common in some industries for job applicants to be rejected because of their failure to pass such a test. In fact, I have seen clear evidence of this in my own experience. Not many years ago I found myself out of work and applied for one of a number of unskilled positions at a meat processing plant. Along with seven other applicants I was promised employment, conditional upon my attending a half day orientation programme including a drug test. Of the eight, only two of us passed the drug test and were subsequently hired. The other six made no secret of their relief at not having to forgo their unemployment benefit. Work & Income NZ requires unemployment beneficiaries to provide evidence that they are actively seeking paid employment. Many of them evidently set out to fail these tests in order to avoid losing their benefit entitlement.<br />
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New Zealand has a number of benefits available to those who need help for one legitimate reason or another, including sickness benefit and domestic purposes benefit. I don't advocate drug testing for recipients of those or any other benefits, because the unemployment benefit is the only one that is conditional upon the recipient being "available for, and looking for full time work". I fail to see how genuine jobseekers would not abstain from taking illicit drugs when they are well aware of those drugs rendering them unavailable for paid employment.<br />
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Mr Key and Mr English, much as it pains me to say so, I support you on this one, but only insofar as it applies to the unemployment (jobseeker) benefit. Having said that, I don't trust you not to use it as the thin edge of the wedge in extending the testing to recipients of other benefits.Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-82017734992956195492012-06-19T21:33:00.000+12:002012-06-19T21:34:41.632+12:00Signs of Illiteracy?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Signs in the Timaru Botanic Gardens, South Canterbury, New Zealand. OK, the signwriter stuffed up - twice - but wouldn't someone on the gardens staff have noticed and sent them back for correction? Apparently not, as I first spotted these errant signs three years ago and they're still in place.Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-47234564212743421432012-06-16T18:08:00.002+12:002012-06-16T18:08:31.743+12:00Where does respect begin?We often hear the cry "One of the problems with the world today is that kids have no respect for anyone". Like most attempts to apportion blame for perceived wrongs, that is a generalisation of massive proportion, but I do think there is some truth in the claim that many kids don't respect their elders as they did in years gone by. Undoubtedly the causes are many and varied. One of them is that so many adults, by their actions and words, don't deserve much respect, but that was always the case.<br />
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I was giving some thought to this today and came to the realisation that in the long gone days of my childhood and early adolescence, we addressed every adult by their family names, preceded by the honorifics Mr, Mrs or Miss. The only exceptions beyond the extended family were close family friends who in some cases were honorary aunts and uncles and were addressed as such.<br />
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I suspect today's seemingly universal practice of kids calling adults by their given names has evolved from the desire of modern adults to be "with it" and accepted as a part of the kids' scene (hence, "Just call me John"). I'm wondering how significant the erosion of the older tradition has been in our perception that young folk no longer have respect for their elders. After all, how are they to differentiate between their peers and adults? Have we taught them to see no difference between their schoolyard friends and their elders?Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-61167039880062922702012-06-14T17:38:00.000+12:002012-06-14T20:04:52.587+12:00When cowboys were our celebritiesI'm taking my six-year-old grandson to a disco at his school this evening - a disco at which the kids are to attend dressed as famous persons. He's going as Michael Jackson, resplendent in red jacket, black hat and white glove. I got to wondering what famous person I might have represented myself as when I was six. That is, if I was going to a fancy dress disco, which I wouldn't have been because I wouldn't have known what a disco was. Neither would anyone else have known because discos hadn't been thought of back then. The only celebrities I can recall in those pre TV days were cowboys, such as Roy Rogers, Hopalong Cassidy and the like, who we saw on the silver screen and in comic books. Indians weren't celebrities because they were a generic bunch without individual identities. Robin Hood or William Tell might have been candidates, as might Donald Duck, but they were all fictitious characters rather than famous people. There were famous sportspeople of course, but without TV we didn't know what they looked like. The Royal Family were popular but today they probably trail behind Justin Bieber in the eyes of kids. How times have changed!Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-81149124785199188222012-06-09T16:43:00.001+12:002012-06-09T16:45:11.969+12:00Saturday is bath night - regardless!Bruce Taylor, aka "Catalyst" at <a href="http://oddballobservations.blogspot.co.nz/">Oddball Observations</a> , had a nice lead-in to a <a href="http://oddballobservations.blogspot.co.nz/2012/06/bath-night.html">story about birds</a> . It took me back 50 years to the days when hot water was so precious we bathed only once a week. Truth be known, with the high cost of electricity these days, hot water should be more precious now than it was then. More correctly, I think the once a week baths were a hangover from the days when bathing required boiling the wood-fired copper and was a much more major operation than simply turning on the hot tap.<br />
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In fact I have a vague recollection of our family depending on the copper for hot baths but much stronger memories of the copper being fired up to boil the bed linen in times prior to the exciting day our first washing machine arrived. Saturday night was our bath night too, and Bruce may well be right in surmising that was because of Sunday being church day. I seem to recall that Saturday was bath night for most people. </div>
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We had a neighbour in our small town who had the unenviable job of driving a horse-drawn open dray from door to door overnight on one night per week, to collect the nightsoil (a.k.a. poos and wees) from each household. His task was to remove the open can from the out-house of every household, tip the contents into the dray and return the can to be re-filled during the ensuing week. One assumes he didn't exactly smell of roses by the time he returned home at the end of his night's work. Anyway, it was well known that our neighbour didn't have electrically heated hot water and could only take a hot bath after boiling the "copper". Nightsoil collection was Wednesday night. Smoke emerged from our neighbour's washhouse only on Saturday nights.</div>Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-74080150649801956102012-05-02T12:29:00.001+12:002012-05-02T13:26:53.344+12:00Nature the Best Architect<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Nature is the best architect and I don't rate at all. I planted this climbing rose ('Lady Barbara') and the Virginia Creeper in early Spring with the purpose in mind to hide an ugly fence. No thought given to the colour combination, but with the onset of Autumn, nature has provided a nice blend.Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-33607621009874155882012-04-29T17:15:00.000+12:002012-04-29T17:20:40.154+12:00Of Roosters and Feather Dusters<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Blue whales are the world's largest mammals and many of their whale cousins hold lofty positions on the mammalian size list. Whales, elephants and other macro-animals, when they are in danger, stir humans to all kinds of noble action in their defence. It's the same with trees. Let's all hope we don't return to the practices of earlier generations in some countries (including this one), of felling for short term gain, trees that took thousands of years to grow, but there is huge discrepancy between the perceived importance of treading on a <a href="http://www.fws.gov/midwest/endangered/plants/smallwhorledpogoniafs.html">small whorled pogonia</a> and felling a <a href="http://www.treknature.com/gallery/Oceania/New_Zealand/photo5315.htm">New Zealand kauri tree</a>. No problem with anyone doing what they can to help and save these various large species, but what of the smaller plants and creatures, which through no fault of their own don't capture the imagination of large numbers of people. Take the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUt0TXaH15M">peripatus worm</a>, whose habitat is threatened by a <a href="http://www.3news.co.nz/Motorway-threatens-killer-worms-habitat/tabid/1160/articleID/206555/Default.aspx">motorway development</a>. I'm not suggesting there is no human concern for the worm, in fact a great deal of trouble is being taken in attempting to ensure its future, but it doesn't cut it in the emotional stakes with whales or gorillas, does it?<br />
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So then, are whale-watchers and treehuggers shallow and bigoted when they fail to show equal concern for all species regardless of size, fame or cuddliness? Certainly they would be thought of that way if they applied the same rules to their fellow humans. But then, don't we all? Of the one-and-a-half million humans who die every day, how many are considered important enough to have their obituaries published?Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-29823604271880994082012-04-29T11:57:00.000+12:002012-04-29T11:58:47.515+12:00An Old Dog Learns a New TrickFor most of my life I've enjoyed crossword puzzles. The ones they call "quick" crosswords (although that's something of an oxymoron in my case) with general knowledge clues and straight word definitions that can be looked up in an encyclopaedia or a dictionary as a last resort. Many times I've looked at the clues in crosswords of the cryptic variety and given up when most times I couldn't see the answer to a solitary clue. <br />
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Recently I started to question why I couldn't solve these puzzles. I've always loved words and those who know me well often roll their eyes at my silly little wordplay jokes. To Google I went, and sure enough, there was a plethora of advice available on how to solve cryptics. "Don't be discouraged," one website told me, "if you can solve up to five clues in your first few weeks you're doing well". One crossword a day is all I have time for, and <a href="http://www.odt.co.nz/">The Otago Daily Times</a> (you won't find the crossword, they need to sell papers!) supplied the raw material. On the fifth day, I completed the puzzle correctly! Sadly, this makes me neither genius or expert, but it does make me a cryptic nut. And old dogs <u>can</u> learn new tricks!Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-9109339107233855232012-04-15T15:02:00.000+12:002012-04-15T15:05:46.260+12:00Why Knights today?One of the more curious moves by New Zealand's National-led government has been the reintroduction of titular honours, announced by prime minister John Key very soon after taking office in 2008. The previous Labour government had replaced those honours carrying the titles "Sir" and "Dame" with uniquely New Zealand awards carrying no less recognition but without the titles. Knighthoods had long been abolished by most, if not all, British Commonwealth countries some years before, so a move back in time to a tradition all but forgotten pretty much everywhere except Great Britain seemed a very strange thing to do, especially as it hadn't been an election issue and indeed to my knowledge hadn't even been a part of National Party policy prior to that election. There wasn't a huge outcry when the announcement was made - after all, the Nats had just been elected in a landslide and the solid majority who voted them in were starry-eyed and hardly likely to remonstrate.<br />
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Three and a half years hence the twice yearly announcements that further small groups of people, some of whom have done nothing more than rise to positions of prominence in their respective professions, are to be addressed as "Sir Charles" or "Dame Constance" seem to have become accepted as a part of life in New Zealand. In each group so honoured, there seems to be at least one man, one woman and one person of Maori descent. I wonder why that is?<br />
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In the last three years there has been a great deal written and said about the widening gap between rich and poor in this country. Of course, there is no rule requiring knighthoods to be bestowed only upon the wealthy but it is reasonable to presume that posties on beats in Cannon's Creek and Otara won't be delivering many offers of such titles any time soon. Which brings me to the point of this ramble: rightly or wrongly, the public perceives knighthoods to be the preserve of the rich and famous, so why would the government do something completely unnecessary to feed the notion of the widening gap they claim doesn't exist? <br />
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Footnote: the wife of Sir Theodore Hucklebuck is entitled to call herself Lady Hucklebuck. What entitlement does the husband of Dame Felicity Marychurch have? And what will be the entitlement of the legal Civil Union partner of NZ's first openly gay knight or dame?Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-24631623457859680092012-04-07T23:16:00.000+12:002012-08-27T16:36:16.720+12:00The Day I Met a MoonwalkerDave Brown, aka <a href="http://jcshelper.blogspot.co.nz/">JC's Helper</a> did an impressive bit of name-dropping today, thereby moving me to consider who might be the most famous person I have met and spoken with during my lifetime. <br />
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The setting was the ballroom of the <a href="http://www.walkingmelbourne.com/building464_southern-cross-hotel.html">Southern Cross Hotel</a>, <em>circa</em> 1987 (since closed and demolished), Melbourne, Australia, This was prior to the deregulation of the Australian banks, when the big mutual life insurance societies were soon to be forced into demutualising and giving up their long held ability to spend policyholders' money like there was no tomorrow. And spend it they did. Lavish overseas "conferences" every year as incentives for salespeople to achieve quite moderate targets were commonplace, as were high value prizes as incentives for the same salespeople to sell more of what they were already being paid extremely generous commissions to sell. At the time, I was employed as a sales manager for the largest Australian "mutual" of them all. Every January, in an attempt to get their salesfolk's minds back on the business of selling after the Christmas break, they produced extravagant "back to work" conferences at the state level. It was a challenge each January to outdo the theme of the previous year's conference and the sales personnel typically rolled up in droves, eagerly anticipating the best show ever.<br />
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The lights dimmed and the hum of social chatter faded as the sound system produced an ominous roar and a cloud of vapour emanated downward from above the stage, clearing slowly to reveal a replica of the Apollo 11 landing module "Eagle" that <a href="http://www.wetanz.com/weta-workshop-services/">Weta Workshop</a> would have been proud of, being lowered gently onto the stage. The exit hatch opened, a ladder appeared, down which climbed a moon-suited man while the public address system played a recording of the actual moon landing in 1969: "One small step for man.....". The figure turned, walked awkwardly in moon-walk fashion toward the microphone as he removed his helmet and brought an audible collective gasp of astonishment from his audience when he said: "Hi, I'm Neil Armstrong" as the first words of his keynote address to the conference. <br />
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It was going to be a hard act to improve upon the following year, and so far as I can recall they never did. Yes, it was indeed <u><em>the</em></u> <a href="http://library.thinkquest.org/4034/armstrong.html">Neil Armstrong</a>, who had been spirited into Australia by the organisers and would be spirited back to the United States the following day without the Aussie news media ever getting wind of his presence. Such was the power of the southern hemisphere's largest mutual life insurance office. At the "after match" cocktail function, I joined the long queue to glad-hand the world's most famous astronaut and request his autograph - "For my kids, you understand!" <br />
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<strong>Footnote:</strong> a group of my management colleagues from out-of-town centres, who were hotel guests overnight, were enjoying a few quiet drinks later that evening in the room of one of their number, when they had a hunch to phone reception and ask to be connected to "Mr Armstrong's room". The request was granted and the famous astronaut duly accepted an invitation to share a few drinks in Room number such & such - appearing at the door a few minutes later. He proved to be an entertaining guest, evidently, spending an hour or so in friendly conversation, during which he revealed that it had been part of the deal to keep his visit secret. Rather risky, I should have thought, especially given that he was booked into the hotel under his real name - albeit only a surname.Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-30923455452192666282012-04-05T20:45:00.000+12:002012-04-05T22:36:15.832+12:00A Captain, a King and a Tale of Two Cities<br />
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Dunedin's <a href="http://www.odt.co.nz/blogs/anna-chinn/203492/drinking-i-not-understand">Anna Chinn</a> has likely never darkened the Captain Cook Tavern's doorway, unlike countless thousands of her <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Otago">University of Otago</a> alumni over several generations, many of whom have fonder and more vivid memories of "The Cook" than they have of the university library or the Castle Lecture Theatres. Their eagerness to indulge in the fermented and spirituous nectars available therein as they approached the venerable institution would easily have outranked any desire to admire the views to the north, or indeed the south, along Great King Street.<br />
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If they didn't see a reason to turn their gaze from the pub door to the magnificent tree-lined Dunedin streetscape with its Mount Cargill backdrop, it's hardly likely they puzzled, as I did today, over the origin of the street's name. Were the city fathers of the day honouring a revered king? Dunedin was settled by Scots in the late 1840s, when Victoria was already 10 years into her reign, so there was no king at the time. When her son succeeded her on the throne in 1901 as King Edward the Seventh, Great King Street would have been named long since. Could it have been named Great King Street to differentiate it from a now long forgotten Little King Street? And then, the penny dropped. Of course. Great King Street, Dunedin was named after its Edinburgh counterpart, like so many other Dunedin streets: George Street, Princes Street, Cumberland Street, Moray Place and Rattray Street to name but a few. Edinburgh's Great King Street was presumably named in honour of Scotland's revered King James the Sixth (James the First of England). Puzzle solved. </div>Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-82848705571328640012012-04-04T14:29:00.000+12:002012-04-04T14:29:53.940+12:00Who was the luckier?During the past week, two New Zealanders have drawn the short straw against huge odds. The first, one of hundreds of thousands driving innocently along motorways, was suddenly confronted by another vehicle which, having entered via an exit ramp and therefore travelling in the wrong direction, struck him head on and killed him intantly. The second, a thirty-something male supermarket checkout operator, won a 26 million dollar lottery jackpot and bravely declared that he would be at work at 5.00am the next morning as usual. When he learned of the waiting media scrum, he didn't front and left town for places unknown. Most would say the latter was the lucky one. I wonder.Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-71614313925262224972012-04-01T11:28:00.001+12:002012-04-01T14:04:40.486+12:00The Ultimate April Fools' PrankDunedin's daily newspaper, <a href="http://www.odt.co.nz/">The Otago Daily Times</a>, will be gutted at April Fools' Day falling on the only non-publishing day of the week. For many years they have kept a tradition of running a fictional (but sometimes almost credible) front page story of local interest to feature on their 1st April front page. It's a bit of fun, but my failure to recall the detail of a solitary historical example might say something about their quality. Then again, it probably says even more about the recollection ability of my aging brain.<br />
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The April Fools' prank that comes most readily to my mind was perpetrated perhaps 12 or more years ago in this city. It duped more local citizens than any newspaper could ever have hoped to reach in such a short time.<br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otago_Peninsula">Harbour Cone</a> is a former volcano, thought to have been extinct for millions of years, which features prominently in views from most parts of Dunedin.<br />
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Before dawn on the day of which today is an anniversary, a person or persons unknown climbed to the summit, where they set and lit a large smoky fire just behind the peak, where the fire itself couldn't be seen.<br />
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Thousands of Dunedin citizens awoke to the unthinkable sight of their beloved Harbour Cone apparently awaking from its long sleep. Brilliant!Brickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06643862636090957324noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2146695639893159159.post-32236276221483076482012-03-29T22:24:00.013+13:002012-04-01T14:05:40.676+12:00Signs of humour....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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